3 posts tagged “politicians”
Who would have thought there would be a Beauty Contest on Capitol Hill? No, they didn’t walk the runway or change from evening gowns to skimpy bikinis, but The Hill newspaper somehow managed to select the top 50 beautiful people in Washington. I read the list and viewed all the photos twice and didn’t see Hillary’s name or photo. Hillary even wore a blouse that showed cleavage according to Tim Russert on Meet the Depressed to show she was womanly, but it didn’t impress The Hill.
Rep. Brad Ellsworth was #1 on the list. Nancy Pelosi was #4. I guess those thousands of dollars for plastic surgery, botox injections and whatever else self indulgent people do, paid off. Poor Hillary couldn’t make the top 50. I guess The Hill isn’t into pear shaped females or expressions that could kill from 50 feet. This is just more evidence that Bill is not particular when it comes to women. He’ll do any women he can. They say the homely ones make better wives because they are so grateful. I think that is cruel and mean-spirited. What do they say about homely men, nothing. Not fair…
It is up on the front page, above the fold, with the relevant political news. Yeah, I would place it as equally important as world peace, and the war on terror, wouldn’t you? Hey, beautiful politicians are hard to come by, so give them their proper respect.
O.K., everyone sing now, “There he is, Mr. America, There he is, My ideal.”
Congratulations America, light 'em if you got 'em. You just won a major, major victory by defeating the Amnesty bill proposed by Congress and the White House. You knocked them to the canvas and they took a 9 count. Some of the losers were crying, some were angry, and a few of the angry ones, lost their cool and made some very rude remarks towards the American people. Good. Now, we see their true colors and it is obvious 'green', not the environmental green, but greenback dollar. Those politicians did not fight tooth and nail because they are such great humanitarians. They fought because someone in that back room where this bill was concocted, offered them plenty of greenbacks to betray us. We will probably never be able to prove it in a court of law, but never doubt that we were sold down the river. They just forgot that we usually excel and are victorious in the water, check the Olympic records.
We are the greatest humanitarians as a nation that has ever existed. We contribute more to charity than any other country. We would send aid to our enemy at a time of a natural disaster. People have written books on the 'white guilt' problem. I don't appreciate some sleaze ball lawyer talking down to me about ethics or anything else that is considered a virtue. They have no credibility in this area.
Remember, they only took a 9 count, we didn't knock them completely out, so they will be mad enough to try again. I say, Bring it on! They have a big black eye, so they will be easy to spot. Do not be gentle this next time, do not be kind, nor polite. Just knock them completely out of the ring. End their career once and for all. I want pictures of them packing up and leaving their plush offices in Washington in shame. Don't mess with the girl next door, she'll bring your house down on top of you.
P.S. don't forget to catch me on the 800lbgorilla.wordpress.com. It is a great blog with great satire.
On second thought, no, I will not follow because I know you will not go first...
There were 8 Democratic candidates attending the Debate the other night and guess what? For all their bitching and complaining about humans destroying the planet, they each took a separate plane to go to the debate. Excuse me, you people are in the same party and you couldn't get along well enough to all share one plane? Was that 40 minute flight gonna provide you with that magical answer to a question for you to run away as the winner of the debate? NO!
If you were not ready before the plane flight, cramming on the plane flight would not help you. So, you either know this Global Warming is a hoax or you think you are so much better than us little people and the rules you make for us to live by, do not apply to all of you. The special people.
Get real, we know you are scumbags, corrupt politicians down to your toes. You are not better than anyone, in fact, you are below most people that I know. My friends don't steal, lie, cheat or pay $300 for sex.
